When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.

Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.

Example 1
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!

Fuckpence by Zayushki October 2, 2013

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fuckteenth

Adjective: Emphatic expression of an indefinitely large number in succession — specifically in the context of that which is futile, unpleasant, overwhelming, irritating, incessant or otherwise bothersome.

Derived from common English word "umpteenth."

"I'm going to finish this work, sort my mail, and then clean my office for the fuckteenth time."

fuckteenth by angrytourist January 3, 2016

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fuckteenth

"I'm going to finish this work, sort my mail, and then clean my office for the fuckteenth time."

fuckteenth by angrytourist January 3, 2016

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