fuckpeen

The act of the female initiating intimate behaviors.

Bro 1: Yo bruh did you stick it in last night?
Bro 2: Naw man. It was weird. She fuckpeened me before I could even take my pants off.

by DichaelDouche September 29, 2013

fuckteen

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."

by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

fuckteen

A girl exactly the age of consent.

You know Marlena? She turned fuckteen today.

by Puggles February 22, 2013

Fuckpence

When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.

Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.

Example 1
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!

by Zayushki October 2, 2013

fuckteenth

Adjective: Emphatic expression of an indefinitely large number in succession — specifically in the context of that which is futile, unpleasant, overwhelming, irritating, incessant or otherwise bothersome.

Derived from common English word "umpteenth."

"I'm going to finish this work, sort my mail, and then clean my office for the fuckteenth time."

by angrytourist January 3, 2016

fuckteenth

Adjective: Emphatic expression of an indefinitely large number in succession — specifically in the context of that which is futile, unpleasant, overwhelming, irritating, incessant or otherwise bothersome.

Derived from common English word "umpteenth."

"I'm going to finish this work, sort my mail, and then clean my office for the fuckteenth time."

by angrytourist January 3, 2016