fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

Fuckturnal

The definition given for people who stay up all night and have kinky amazing sex!!

Dam Paddy, I could hear you pounding Lizas pussy all night!!! You are both a pair of fuckturnal animals!!!!

by The Ruffler November 16, 2011

fuckernaut

An unstoppable asshole, (combination of the words Fucker and Juggernaut)

That guy at the bar was a real fuckernaut!

by ReconfigureYou March 22, 2010

fuckernugget

1. A derogatory word used against your oppponent when playing Call of Duty, whether online or splitscreen. When playing splitscreen, the insult is followed by a punch to the arm.

2. A loser in general.

ex 1: Joe: "YOU KNIFED ME YOU FUCKING FUCLERNUGGET TAKE THIS YOU HOE!
Tom: "OW MY ARM!"

ex 2: Look at Jimmy, he's a total fuckernugget.

by DaCamster November 6, 2009

Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities

You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.

by jiminc1 January 4, 2012

fuckernoodle

a higher form of asshole. someone incapable of learning.

My dog, Ozzie is a fuckernoodle.

by Ozzie's master January 13, 2010