Fuckstachio

Thick mustache on adult male dripping with pussy juice serving as a facial air freshener.

Even though Michael farted, he could not smell it due to his fuckstachio.

by Old Man Blue Balls April 29, 2011

Fuckstache

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Fuckstache

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckstache

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

by Karch December 25, 2003

fuckstation

n. A wax slab used in the female circumcision ceremonies of the upper nubian tribes (who occupied the nile cattaracts in the 20's AD).
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".

"And a new layer was shorn forth of the fuckstation and the young girl came forward and cleaved what was hers."

by cortical homunculus January 8, 2005