Fuckstachio
Fuckstachio by Old Man Blue Balls April 29, 2011
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Fuckstache
Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011
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Fuckstache
When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.
"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"
"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."
"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"
"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."
"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"
Fuckstache by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014
Fuckstache
Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.
Fuckstache by Karch December 25, 2003
fuckstation
n. A wax slab used in the female circumcision ceremonies of the upper nubian tribes (who occupied the nile cattaracts in the 20's AD).
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".
"And a new layer was shorn forth of the fuckstation and the young girl came forward and cleaved what was hers."
fuckstation by cortical homunculus January 8, 2005
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!