Fuckstunned 

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"

When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)

Fuckstunned by Luvbird October 21, 2010

fuck stunned 

The air-headed and blank-faced look people get after being fucked 2 or 3 times a day every day for weeks at the beginning of a hot new relationship.

Q. Have you seen Kate around lately?

A. There's no point. She just walks around fuck stunned all day. Nothing to say.

fuck stunned by bonejour August 4, 2008

fucktunnel 

noun, the vagina

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.

fucktunnel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016