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fucksqueeze 

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau
A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."
fucksqueeze by Dylanphile November 19, 2010

Fucksquatch 

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.
My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.
Fucksquatch by J. Pink January 27, 2010

Fuckspeak 

American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
Fuckspeak by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010

Fuckstreak 

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
Fuckstreak by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011

Fucksquatch 

Adjective:

Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)
"I fucked Nikki from the Pub last night."

"any proof?"

"No."
"Get outta here Fucksquatch!"
Fucksquatch by LooperPooper November 27, 2016

fucksquat 

"I know fucksquat about the hardcore BDSM lifestyle"
fucksquat by Esmerelda Love June 11, 2006