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Fuckstreak

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011
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fuckstration

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.
Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
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Fuckstruck

Not head over heels in love, but heels over head in bed. Madly in lust with someone. Unable to think clearly as a direct result of getting laid.
Friend 1: "how does Anne feel about David, I haven't seen her forever"

Friend 2: "well I'm not sure she loves him, but she certainly seems Fuckstruck. I don't think we'll see much of her for a while."
by dc4aml September 9, 2012
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Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.
This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.
by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009
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Fuckspeak

American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010
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Fuckstrating

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.
by cowboytronic December 27, 2005
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