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Fucksquare 

N: the one guy in the group or outside the group you just hate so much you wanna punch them in the cock over and over untill they are sterile so they can never reproduce cause if tht scum of the earth weere to populate any more space people would have to kll them selves untill all are dead cause....FUCK THEM!!! I HATE FUCKSQUARES!
"wow larry is bein a real Fucksquare ....lets just fuckin kill him and get it over with."
Fucksquare by TG and JG December 28, 2008
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fucksqueeze 

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau
A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."
fucksqueeze by Dylanphile November 19, 2010

Fucksquatch 

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.
My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.
Fucksquatch by J. Pink January 27, 2010

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly
if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.
facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010
An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

Fucksquatch 

Adjective:

Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)
"I fucked Nikki from the Pub last night."

"any proof?"

"No."
"Get outta here Fucksquatch!"
Fucksquatch by LooperPooper November 27, 2016

fucksquat 

"I know fucksquat about the hardcore BDSM lifestyle"
fucksquat by Esmerelda Love June 11, 2006