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carbon fuckprint 

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid
After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.
carbon fuckprint by Loladora February 12, 2009

fuckerino 

Someone who makes you so mad that it gets a little Italian.
"Mario boned my wife, what a little fuckerino"
fuckerino by dokesomesmank August 26, 2009

fuckintabulous 

fuckin fantabulous. basically when you're feeling super awesome
guy 1- dude you look so stoned.

guy 2- dude i know its fuckintabulous.
fuckintabulous by pokemonareuber October 30, 2010

fuckpaint 

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.
Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.
fuckpaint by biox December 27, 2005

fuckarist/fuckerist 

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.
A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.

fuckprick 

Virginia W. is also a fuckprick.
fuckprick by insanelinkinparkchick December 19, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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