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fuckering 

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.
1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.
fuckering by tpb July 25, 2003

Fuckering 

A Fuckering is three or more Fuckers in close proximity. The Fuckers do not need to be associated with each other, but rather functioning as a group.
Oh great, there's a Fuckering upon us! Look at all of those fuckers coming at us!
Fuckering by JFCitsJasonBourne July 27, 2022

fuckering listen to me 

When someone won’t listen to you.

the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017
Word of the Day on February 22, 2022

Fuckening 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens
Fuckening by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

fuckerdness 

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles
I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!
fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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