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fuckpaint 

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.
Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.
fuckpaint by biox December 27, 2005
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fuckintabulous 

fuckin fantabulous. basically when you're feeling super awesome
guy 1- dude you look so stoned.

guy 2- dude i know its fuckintabulous.
fuckintabulous by pokemonareuber October 30, 2010

fuckbait 

An attractive young woman who is openly interested in hooking up, especially one who isn't looking for a commitment.
So I kissed her while we were dancing and she put her hand on my dick -- she's pure fuckbait.
fuckbait by passerthru September 28, 2005

fuckantry 

One that's always in the middle or on the front line for some BS.
Hey, what's up with your friend always in the middle of something? Everytime I turn around he's always on the front line for some bs...what is he, an active duty, fulltime fuckantry?
fuckantry by Nighn'Jii December 4, 2019

fuckpanzee 

a fuckpanzee is somebody with the intelligence of a retarded monkey, who also acts like a douche bag at times. This is when you call them a fuckpanzee.
For fucks sake alex, stop being such a fuckpanzee!
fuckpanzee by jbridge September 13, 2005

Fuckintastic 

Fucking fantastic - Amazing
The concert was fuckintastic!
Fuckintastic by Yasso October 3, 2008

Fuckianity 

A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.
John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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