fucknad

Someone who puts balls in their mouth. A fucknad.

You are a fucknad.
How much of a fucknad can you possibly be?

fucknad by Bryan O. May 13, 2005

fuckadongdong 

Fuckadongdong is a world that is gaining increasing usage amongst the urban elite in Singapore. Originally posted by a fan of a popular supernatural/paranormal live Facebook show, Supernatural Confessions, this multifunctional word can be used as a noun or an exclamation and has enjoyed a wide variety of creative applications.

What the fuckadongdong is happening here?
I wanna fuckadongdong you like crazy!
The fuckadongdong pervert told everyone he went for satay.
I am fuckadondong tired right now...

fuckadongdong by BadBoiBotak July 17, 2021

Fuckadian 

A Canadian who goes to an all-inclusive resort, usually in Mexico or Cuba, and gets so drunk on free booze that every word out of their mouth is "fuck" or "fuck'n". The swearing usually begins by about 11am...

Wow, by the sounds of it those Fuckadians from Vancouver are already goin' pretty hard today!

Fuckadian by YYCGuy August 8, 2015

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome

In·ter·net Fuck·wad Syn·drome,
n.

An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.

The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.

The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

·Trolling;

·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;

·Arguing with an admin on any site;

·Liberally using racial slurs;

·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;

·Creating and distributing Spam; and

·Being a minor on the Internet.

Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.

Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)

Dude, I was watching a pretty awesome video online, and some asshat has to comment, "this is the greatest piece of shite since your mother brought you into this world". What an asshole; if he/she flew their mouth off like that in the real world, they would be eating people's fists regularly. I pity these losers; they suffer from Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory by v1cious October 6, 2004

fuckadog 

a term used to express ones anger or disapointment.

the patriots lost the superbowl..... fuckadog

fuckadog by the hulk man August 15, 2008

fuckaduck 

An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.

you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....

fuckaduck by Emmsie84 December 29, 2011