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Tyler cranochan is a dink loving whore monger ass raping monkey fucker.
devon is also a fucknard... TO THE EXTREME
Fucknard by Fuck YOU January 10, 2004
A blustering, masturbatory narcissist who's too dimwitted to accomplish anything except to occasionally pleasure himself.
That fucknard stole my car and abandoned it on the cliffs when it ran out of gas.

Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.

Shut up, you fucknard.
Fucknard by vibonacci March 29, 2019
Mark is a total fucknard
fucknard by Shane December 28, 2003
One who is a fucktard and then castrated himself due to butterscotch shitbrains and the copulates with his nards
Jonathan is a fucknard, he fucked his nards.
Fucknard by John smitg December 27, 2018

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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