A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.
She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.
A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.
The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.
Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talkingall that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!
Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.