11 definitions by Sutty9

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..
Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...
by Sutty9 March 16, 2021
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Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….
‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..
by Sutty9 August 24, 2023
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throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection
Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash
by Sutty9 December 27, 2018
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Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato
‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes
by Sutty9 August 26, 2019
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Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus
40 years old and still mule-ing
by Sutty9 August 24, 2018
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When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...
No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...
by Sutty9 October 18, 2020
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A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads
by Sutty9 January 19, 2019
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