Sutty9's definitions

smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

wormstinger

Greasy little weasel of a person, slimy with a sharp tongue, never to be trusted

Look at that wormstinger

She’s a proper wormstinger

Get out my grid you wormstinger

by Sutty9 September 29, 2018

juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

Brivcunt

A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads

Look at that brivcunt

by Sutty9 January 19, 2019

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

autoslongi

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

by Sutty9 August 26, 2019

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus

40 years old and still mule-ing

by Sutty9 August 24, 2018