Sutty9's definitions

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus

40 years old and still mule-ing

by Sutty9 August 24, 2018

Brivcunt

A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads

Look at that brivcunt

by Sutty9 January 19, 2019

wormstinger

Greasy little weasel of a person, slimy with a sharp tongue, never to be trusted

Look at that wormstinger

She’s a proper wormstinger

Get out my grid you wormstinger

by Sutty9 September 29, 2018

autoslongi

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

by Sutty9 August 26, 2019

juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023