Definitions by Sutty9

sport bumming 

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

sport bumming by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

Cincinnati Jizz Bomb 

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’

Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’

Cincinnati Jizz Bomb by Sutty9 August 4, 2022

Fuckmuller 

When you crash the yoghurt truck where ever you wish…

Joshi you Fuckmuller… you crashed your yoghurt truck all over my titties.
Do it now you Fuckmuller, unleash hell all over my kebab…

Fuckmuller by Sutty9 September 20, 2021

fuckmuller 

A fuckmuller is someone who after intercourse fires his yoghurt wherever he please….

Jesus Josh you Fuckmuller, you’ve just fired your yogurt all over my bifters..
Spray me you Fuckmuller

fuckmuller by Sutty9 September 10, 2021

smoke pies 

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

smoke pies by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

juff-nut 

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

juff-nut by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

autoslongi 

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

autoslongi by Sutty9 August 26, 2019