Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus
40 years old and still mule-ing
Greasy little weasel of a person, slimy with a sharp tongue, never to be trusted
Look at that wormstinger
She’s a proper wormstinger
Get out my grid you wormstinger
Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato
‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’
‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes
A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..
Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...
When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...
No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...
A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads
Look at that brivcunt
throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection
Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash
