fuckmule

igorant stepson who curses you out via public forum, and yet only meant it sarcastically, easily confused with being utterly disrespectful and needing an ass stomping

"nathan was such a fuckmule for commenting on that picture that randy posted of him"

by jonniedrama April 9, 2010

Fuckulent

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

fuckulele

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

by gregben June 25, 2021

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

Fuckuled

To be extremely screw or fucked in any given situation.

I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex of our entire lives.

by Drewlina June 16, 2007

Fuckulent

Description of somebody with whom you have had a really delicious, juicy fuck.

I scored with Jane last night. She was completely fuckulent

by Bagger S July 30, 2007