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Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.
She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.
Fuckmullet by LeTwonk July 27, 2011
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fuckmullet

A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.

The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.
Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talking all that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!

Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.

fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.
What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!
fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet 

You're such a fuckmuppet!
Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

dumb fuck mullet

someone who is a dumb idiot who thinks they are bigger and better than everyone else around them....regardless if they have a mullet or not.
dumb fuck mullet by brindle cat December 29, 2020

fuckmuppetry 

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.
The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.
fuckmuppetry by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckmuppet 

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet
fuckmuppet by amazinjosh October 5, 2006
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