fuckbullet

An individual who has sexual intercourse and ejaculates as quick as a speeding bullet.

A person who only has incredibly short sex sessions.

1. My boyfriend is a total fuckbullet. I wish he was a real man!

by 1ronM0ng3r May 1, 2008

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

by Aildaris September 21, 2017

fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

by Gazza February 6, 2003

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

by minimegmoan September 25, 2010

Fuckbucket

A male or female who has had so much anal sex in their lifetime that their asshole gapes open much larger than the average anus. You can detect a fuckbucket in many ways. For example, if a person farts and it sounds like someone blew through a glass bottle, that person is more than likely a fuckbucket.

Dude, did you hear that girl fart? It sounded like someone blew air through a beer bottle! Five bucks says she's a fuckbucket!

by Suckthisfuck420 September 29, 2014

fuckbucket

1.(adj.) Derogatory term for a person who acts similar to a jackass or even generally stupid.

I yelled 'fuckbucket' when the football referee made an unfair call.
The guys standing in front of me turned around and looked at me with utter amazement.

by kpasa21 September 25, 2005