fuckmuller

A fuckmuller is someone who after intercourse fires his yoghurt wherever he please….

Jesus Josh you Fuckmuller, you’ve just fired your yogurt all over my bifters..
Spray me you Fuckmuller

by Sutty9 September 10, 2021

Fuckmuller

When you crash the yoghurt truck where ever you wish…

Joshi you Fuckmuller… you crashed your yoghurt truck all over my titties.
Do it now you Fuckmuller, unleash hell all over my kebab…

by Sutty9 September 20, 2021

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.

Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.

by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010

fuckmullet

A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.

The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.

Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talking all that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!

Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.

by milkingtheLVlulzcows June 9, 2009

fuckbullet

An individual who has sexual intercourse and ejaculates as quick as a speeding bullet.

A person who only has incredibly short sex sessions.

1. My boyfriend is a total fuckbullet. I wish he was a real man!

by 1ronM0ng3r May 1, 2008

fuckallery

General state of massive fuck.

When fuck isn't enough.

When shit hits the fan.

Copious amounts of fuck.

This is some fuckallery right here!

That party was a bunch of fuckallery.

I went to Disneyland and all I got was a bunch of fuckallery.

We watched a horror film and turned it into a bunch of fuckallery.

by G Bullet October 3, 2010