Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.

Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.

by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010

fuckallery

General state of massive fuck.

When fuck isn't enough.

When shit hits the fan.

Copious amounts of fuck.

This is some fuckallery right here!

That party was a bunch of fuckallery.

I went to Disneyland and all I got was a bunch of fuckallery.

We watched a horror film and turned it into a bunch of fuckallery.

by G Bullet October 3, 2010

fuckassery

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Sibling Fucklery

Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.

Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020

Fuckalry

Fuck-Rivalry: A competitive rivalry between you and your friend(s), in which you boast about your sex skills in an attempt to 1up the others, and prove yourself the best at sex. Typically more effective when trying to win a girl over.

"Me and Eric got into a dick measuring competition. I won that fuckalry."
"Sorry you had to witness the fuckalry between me and Angel, but I'm clearly the better bedder."

by phallus chalice May 15, 2019

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016

Fuckassery

The act of doing something so completely half-assed that the job itself is unsalvageable and has to be torn down and done again properly from scratch.

It took me the better part of the day to fix fuckassery the deck builders did to our gutters.

by Mostly Harmless 2382 February 14, 2019