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Fuckupery
A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007
fucklebutt
You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”
fucklebutt by The Great Shrimpini February 11, 2019
Fuckleneck
Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017
Brain Fuckler
Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
Brain Fuckler by Pizzozo February 14, 2008
Buckle your fuckle
Buckle your fuckle by Thecl June 2, 2018
fuckless fuck
An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.
It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.
fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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