fuckulele

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

by gregben June 25, 2021

fuckuddle

Word meant to encompass the cycle of sexual activity and post-coital snuggling.

I spent the night and we fuckuddled; could this be love?

by jacandy December 5, 2010

Fuckleneck

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.

That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.

by Craci July 26, 2017

fucklehead

Lit., "fucking knucklehead" Usually reserved for someone who stubbornly adheres to false principles or consistently acts irresponsibly; generally, an idiot.

"She hates your guts, you fucklehead! Quit calling her!"

by Darhug April 9, 2009

Fuckulent

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

fuckulate

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking

We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.

by Colin r. October 5, 2006