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fuckmoron 

someone who offers NOTHING to this world. A total waste of a human being.
Look at the fuckmoron. He's letting his 77 year old father in law shovel the snow!
fuckmoron by T Bag of Donuts March 23, 2024
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A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.
C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!
Fuckoon by DarMar October 16, 2018

Fuckronaut 

1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club
Quite frankly, I don't trust either one of you Fuckronauts.
Fuckronaut by Burchie April 28, 2010
A pejorative term usually used by moderators on social forums to describe a complete idiot , it's a mash up of fucktard and buffoon
Please desist from your personal attacks , you're acting like a Fuckoon
Fuckoon by Ferretocious October 16, 2018

fuckaroni 

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.
person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!
fuckaroni by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

fuckeroni 

An Italian-American fuckhead. A word made up of fucker and macaroni (a bastardised Italian pasta).
Frank Bonura is a fat fuckeroni.
fuckeroni by Tanaka December 17, 2004

fucktron 

Sex with Robots
fucktron is sex with robots
fucktron by YouRobo June 16, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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