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The offspring of a moron and fickwit where the breeding parties have had an equal genetic influence concerning their behavioural attributes. When mating is not involved, a fuckron is a fuckwit or moron that has moved onto greater heights due to their praiseworthy stupidity.
"You have a beautiful baby John. Is it a fuckron, or just a moron like you were?".

"Jason, I thought you were just a fuckwit, but now I realise you are actually a fuckron after stealing that UFC fighter's diamond-studded watch...".
Fuckron by Lazzareth July 21, 2022
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The APPROPRIATE nickname of the current Prsident of France, Macron

Fuck him.
Emmanuel Fuckron
Fuckron by #LGCC9CCPP August 1, 2021
Related Words

Fuckron (TM) 

Fuckron is abit like


"Fucktard"

Its Fucking And Moron Merged Into 1 Word
Fuckron (TM) by Jay Baker February 4, 2004

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.
"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020
fuckton by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Fuckzone 

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone
Fuckzone by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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