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fucktron
That was a fucktron ago.
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fucktional
having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013
Metric Fuckton
More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004
Metric Fuckton
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020
fuckton
mega-fuckton
equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)
An extremely large quantity.
An extremely large quantity.
mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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