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fucktron 

That was a fucktron ago.
fucktron by blongjohn June 27, 2016

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.
"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

mega-fuckton 

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.
"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."
mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013