1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club
by Burchie April 28, 2010
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Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.
"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"
"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"
by Sugalicious December 2, 2007
Get the fuckrobatics mug.Fucknaut is quite simply a term used to describe someone that is ‘way out there’ and ‘fucking oneself’. Basically, anyone that has done something obviously stupid, yet unpredictable.
by CygonX September 1, 2004
Get the fucknaut mug.The term fucknaut, though similar in sound and meaning to the word fucknut, can be thought of in the same terms as the word astronaut. That is, an astronaut is one who traverses the astros and the suffix -naut itself means voyager, so a fucknaut can be thought of as one who explores the fucks, meaning one who engages in trivial and ridiculous matters, which in turn makes that person foolish, not unlike a fuckNUT. Therefore, the terms fucknaut and fucknut can be used synonymously, but the -NAUT portion should be clearly emphasized.
Tom is such a god damn fucknaut. He insisted that there was a blowout sale at the Big Lots two towns over, despite my telling him that there was not, so he drove 3 hours only to arrive at a Big Lots that has been closed down for months and was reconverted to a Fashion Bug. What a FUCKNAUT!
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Get the Fuckonaut mug."NASA absolutley sent some secret fuckstronauts to the ISS for the astronauts extracurricular activities." - Ice Cube
"Chris Hadfield is a fuckstronaut." - Ghandi
"During Apollo 13, it wasn't actually an oxygen leak that caused the onboard explosion. It was really the orgasm of one of the astronauts during intercourse with the mission fuckstronaut." - Ahmed Mohammad, the clock kid
"Chris Hadfield is a fuckstronaut." - Ghandi
"During Apollo 13, it wasn't actually an oxygen leak that caused the onboard explosion. It was really the orgasm of one of the astronauts during intercourse with the mission fuckstronaut." - Ahmed Mohammad, the clock kid
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