Fuckronaut 

1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club

Quite frankly, I don't trust either one of you Fuckronauts.

Fuckronaut by Burchie April 28, 2010

fuckernaut 

An unstoppable asshole, (combination of the words Fucker and Juggernaut)

That guy at the bar was a real fuckernaut!

fuckernaut by ReconfigureYou March 22, 2010

fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...

Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"

fuckrobatics by Sugalicious December 2, 2007

fucknaut

Fucknaut is quite simply a term used to describe someone that is ‘way out there’ and ‘fucking oneself’. Basically, anyone that has done something obviously stupid, yet unpredictable.

Which one of you fucknauts left the beer sitting on the router?

fucknaut by CygonX September 1, 2004

Fucknaut

The term fucknaut, though similar in sound and meaning to the word fucknut, can be thought of in the same terms as the word astronaut. That is, an astronaut is one who traverses the astros and the suffix -naut itself means voyager, so a fucknaut can be thought of as one who explores the fucks, meaning one who engages in trivial and ridiculous matters, which in turn makes that person foolish, not unlike a fuckNUT. Therefore, the terms fucknaut and fucknut can be used synonymously, but the -NAUT portion should be clearly emphasized.

Tom is such a god damn fucknaut. He insisted that there was a blowout sale at the Big Lots two towns over, despite my telling him that there was not, so he drove 3 hours only to arrive at a Big Lots that has been closed down for months and was reconverted to a Fashion Bug. What a FUCKNAUT!

Fucknaut by Moe Sr. April 3, 2012

Fuckonaut 

someone who is fucked in the head all the time

That guy is a fuckonaut for sure!

Fuckonaut by ozzmann April 3, 2011

Fuckstronaut 

a space prostitute

"NASA absolutley sent some secret fuckstronauts to the ISS for the astronauts extracurricular activities." - Ice Cube

"Chris Hadfield is a fuckstronaut." - Ghandi

"During Apollo 13, it wasn't actually an oxygen leak that caused the onboard explosion. It was really the orgasm of one of the astronauts during intercourse with the mission fuckstronaut." - Ahmed Mohammad, the clock kid

Fuckstronaut by Adam Whiskey December 22, 2015