fuckmorton 

Synonym of fucktard, implying an even greater level of stupidity, wherein you the speaker doesn't wish to insult even retards with association to the person.

Queen Fuckmorton just can't live wither herself if everyone isn't patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.

fuckmorton by T J November 10, 2008

fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future

Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?

fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

fuckortunity 

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.

Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities

fuckortunity by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

fuckerton

A large amount of something. Over embellished amount of tons.

Man, there are a fuckerton of balls in the pit at Chuck E. Cheeses

fuckerton by Johsua October 3, 2006

fuckotronic 

a dispicable person

Hello fuckotronic, hows it hanging?

fuckotronic by TheDetailer April 5, 2011

fuckmoron 

someone who offers NOTHING to this world. A total waste of a human being.

Look at the fuckmoron. He's letting his 77 year old father in law shovel the snow!

fuckmoron by T Bag of Donuts March 23, 2024

Fuckerton

A mentally held back and not fully developed human being/animal.

What a fuckerton of a guy!

Fuckerton by lcdageneral December 4, 2023