fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.

Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!

fuck-moron by LeManly August 27, 2011

Fuck the moon

Something frank iero says in an interview

Frank: fuck the moon

Fuck the moon by Tis8445 August 4, 2018

fuck the moon

When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes

You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon

fuck the moon by Ohdamn213 July 27, 2014

Stupid moronic fuck 

Definitely you

You're a stupid moronic fuck, thought you would like to know.

Stupid moronic fuck by Wowbagx March 13, 2019

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

fuckmorton 

Synonym of fucktard, implying an even greater level of stupidity, wherein you the speaker doesn't wish to insult even retards with association to the person.

Queen Fuckmorton just can't live wither herself if everyone isn't patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.

fuckmorton by T J November 10, 2008

fuckmoron 

someone who offers NOTHING to this world. A total waste of a human being.

Look at the fuckmoron. He's letting his 77 year old father in law shovel the snow!

fuckmoron by T Bag of Donuts March 23, 2024