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fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.
Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!
fuck-moron by LeManly August 27, 2011
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Fuck the moon

Fuck the moon by Tis8445 August 4, 2018

fuck the moon

When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes
You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon
fuck the moon by Ohdamn213 July 27, 2014

Stupid moronic fuck 

You're a stupid moronic fuck, thought you would like to know.
Stupid moronic fuck by Wowbagx March 13, 2019

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuckmorton 

Synonym of fucktard, implying an even greater level of stupidity, wherein you the speaker doesn't wish to insult even retards with association to the person.
Queen Fuckmorton just can't live wither herself if everyone isn't patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.
fuckmorton by T J November 10, 2008

fuckmoron 

someone who offers NOTHING to this world. A total waste of a human being.
Look at the fuckmoron. He's letting his 77 year old father in law shovel the snow!
fuckmoron by T Bag of Donuts March 23, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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