Fuckoon

A slur for a mischievous ferret whose biggest fear is that he'll be recognized as a racoon.

C'mon Fuckoon, you can't answer with a racoon meme for everything!

Fuckoon by DarMar October 16, 2018

Fuckoon

A pejorative term usually used by moderators on social forums to describe a complete idiot , it's a mash up of fucktard and buffoon

Please desist from your personal attacks , you're acting like a Fuckoon

Fuckoon by Ferretocious October 16, 2018

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

fuckton by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Fuckzone 

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone

Fuckzone by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

mega-fuckton 

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013