fuckmonk
A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.
fuckmonk by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018
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fuckmonster
A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008
fuckmonger
one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003
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