fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmoney

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)

" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"

by JAWPS December 4, 2007