fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

funmonger

Slang for a person who is selling fun, often with no regard for safety or sensibilities.

She was a shameless funmonger, selling pleasure to the most desperate of people, at the saddest of times.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

fuckmothering

adverb or adjective.

Generally a more intense form of motherfucking, used when the subject of your disdain has exceeded the contempt expressible with motherfucker.

John Howard is a cunt.
Tony Blair is a motherfucking cunt.
George W. Bush is a fuckmothering cunt.

by wyldwyl April 15, 2008

Fuckmotherfuck

A random joining of 'fuck', 'mother' and 'motherfucker', displaying the somewhat flustered behavior of a swearing individual. Used under duress.

-Joe bangs his leg on the desk-.

Joe: fuckmotherfuck!

by Raidenx348 June 2, 2009

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

by Andy WRX August 21, 2008