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fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned
look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!
by paul May 13, 2004
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fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.
by Andy WRX August 21, 2008
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fuckmonkey

he is just her fuckmonkey
by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003
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fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
by nzowl December 15, 2003
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Fucktong

A word for a Thai vegetable vegetable Thai Pumpkin
I like to eat fucktong.
Or replace the F word in English. Good fucktong morning Duncan.
by bkk84 July 6, 2020
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Fuckong

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM
I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU
by coperko May 10, 2017
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