fuckmonkey

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Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

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Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

fuckmonkey by Zack August 20, 2003

You damn fuckmonkey!

fuckmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026