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fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkey 

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!
fuckmonkey by Zack August 20, 2003

fuckmonkey 

You damn fuckmonkey!
fuckmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003

Fuckmonkey 

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find
Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.
Fuckmonkey by Antshaq June 5, 2019

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014