Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'
In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.
by Paul April 23, 2004
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slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.
by Paul July 07, 2004
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hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock
1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery
by Paul January 09, 2005
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Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!
paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob
by paul July 14, 2004
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CNS

High school in the General Cicero-North Syracuse area. Rival of Liverpool High School, this being one of the biggest rivalries in New York State. And is the biggest school district around (North Syracuse Central School District).
At ANY athletic games against L. Pool, we kick their ass and yell "Drain The Pool!" And we do, drain the pool.
by Paul April 02, 2005
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main screen turn on

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.
by Paul October 29, 2003
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