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A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by paul November 29, 2004
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a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).
any lad from orleton park.
by paul May 24, 2004
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A member of the ARMY.
Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.
by paul June 19, 2006
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A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love
by paul February 14, 2004
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a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death
by paul December 14, 2004
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tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.
Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!
by paul May 24, 2004
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exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut
grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door
by paul September 21, 2004
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