454 definitions by paul

Metro Sexual

A Metro Sexual is a man who is not homosexual but is feminine and is open minded about having bisexual tendancies.

He leads a metro sexual lifestyle.

by paul February 4, 2004

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by paul February 16, 2005

Noonie

A wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you love

A female's sexual organ

by paul February 14, 2004

Owsum

What Steve said on AIM

Urban Dictionary.com is owsum.

by paul March 29, 2005

telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by paul June 19, 2006

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 23, 2004