fucamonk

a word u say when ur mad

(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk

by Jeff November 7, 2003

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmonk

A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.

Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020