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fuckmonkey 

he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003
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fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys 

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey
Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.
fuckmonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmonk 

A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.
Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020