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fuckmonkey 

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Someone who is just being used for sex
he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

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Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

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a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys 

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Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey
Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.
fuckmonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmonk 

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A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.
Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

fuckmonkery

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The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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