fuckamonkey 

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

fuckamonkey by Andrew May 13, 2005

fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys 

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

fuckmonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmoney 

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)

" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"

fuckmoney by JAWPS December 4, 2007