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fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.
Why is my laptop so fuckilated?
fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

Fucklicated 

This project is a fucklicated mess!
Fucklicated by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.
"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"
Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008
Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.
1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"
fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

fuckwittedness 

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard
He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature
fuckwittedness by momairam November 14, 2011

Fuckglasted 

When your very impressed or very amazed by the way he or she fucks you
OMG IM SO FUCKGLASTED BY YOUR DICK SIZE I I DONT THINK IT WILL FIT!
Fuckglasted by Whitney slays February 22, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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