fucklisted 

Adding a person to your "to do" list.

Dude 1: Jen called me today and said "So when are we going to hookup?"
Dude 2: She's just been fucklisted!

fucklisted by skipig July 8, 2009

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.

Why is my laptop so fuckilated?

fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

Fucklicated 

Fucking complicated

This project is a fucklicated mess!

Fucklicated by ccyeahthatsme January 22, 2011

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

fuckwittedness 

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard

He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature

fuckwittedness by momairam November 14, 2011

Fuckglasted 

When your very impressed or very amazed by the way he or she fucks you

OMG IM SO FUCKGLASTED BY YOUR DICK SIZE I I DONT THINK IT WILL FIT!

Fuckglasted by Whitney slays February 22, 2022