fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuckits

a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards

I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.

by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

fuckit

Shortened version of the words 'fuck' and 'it', used when the words are spoken in rapid succession. The speaker is expressing dismay at his situation.

Fuckit, I'm done with this shit.

by bmdavll November 19, 2004

Fuckit

A device for smoking marijuana. Normally used when nothing else can be found (ie. papers, a bowl, bong, etc) Fuckits usually consist of tinfoil and/or a plastic bottle.

-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.

"Dude, I can't find the bowl... or the papers....."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."

"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."

by Syndicate66 February 10, 2010

fuckit

A chemical found in marijuana. Fuckit makes you happily apathetic. From Kat Williams comedy act.

You need more fuckit in your system

by TabiKat May 19, 2008

The Fuckits

The state of not giving a fuck.

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits

by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012