fuckbusted
I am so fuckbusted, I can't get home, I forget my real name, and I'm not too sure about these shoes, my feet are all itchy.
fuckbusted by jonathens June 24, 2004
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Fuckbuster
Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Fuckbuster by The TrUth will find you out March 1, 2015
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fuckused by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008
Funkbuster
A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
Funkbuster by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009
fuckbutter
A derogotory term used for any type of natural lubrication produced during the act of sex. Used as a vulgar exclamation.
fuckbutter by pookie August 30, 2003
Facebusted
When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
Facebusted by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008
FaceBusted
Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
FaceBusted by EricStratton March 12, 2010
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