fucketry

the art of turning fucking into art almost like puppetry but alot funner

that girls face just turned into fucketry!

by John Jordan February 21, 2004

Dilemma of non-fucketry

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.

Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

by Betty Haze May 18, 2016

Fuckery Fairy

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.

Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*

by funny bish January 18, 2010

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

by signchic February 6, 2017

Fuckery

Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.

"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'

by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

church of fuckery

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.

Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

by Pterodactyl.zip April 24, 2023

emotional fuckery

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.

joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."

by fuckahaterfuckabitch September 2, 2011