fuckerry

When a person’s on some faulty demon-time-

When someone looks at you sideways as shit that’s some fuckerry
When you order three hash browns & get two that’s some fuckerry

When you pull up to McDonald’s at 10:31 & you see the menu switch from breakfast to lunch that’s some fuckerry

When your girl asks to see your DMs that’s some fuckerry

When someone sneezes over the plate of coc that’s some fuckerry

When someone tests your inner-gangster while you on demon time is some unsuggested fuckerry.

by Alcatraz999 December 30, 2022

Fuckery Fairy

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.

Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*

by funny bish January 18, 2010

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

by signchic February 6, 2017

Fuckery

Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.

"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'

by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

church of fuckery

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.

Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

by Pterodactyl.zip April 24, 2023

emotional fuckery

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.

joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."

by fuckahaterfuckabitch September 2, 2011

Fuckjerry

Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.

Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.

by .,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq October 4, 2015