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fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex
he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

FUCKMONKEY 

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream
FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmoney 

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)
" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"
fuckmoney by JAWPS December 4, 2007

fuckamonkey 

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey
"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"
fuckamonkey by Andrew May 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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