coors 

This is your great-grandfather’s beer that tastes like your great-grandmother’s breast milk.

A standard by which other beers are measured.

Old English is 2 degrees above Coors “zero”.

coors by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Coors 

An American beer only drunk in the UK by nonces.

Look at that old man alone in the pub with a pint of Coors. He deffo touches kids.

Coors by TheWickedBitchIsDead April 3, 2023

Coors 

Coors is another term for the foamy ,waxy ,white residue that is left over after two men engage in anal sex.

Yo dude , your chocolate starfish is covered in Coors.

Coors by Poorbassboat July 7, 2023

coors 

another way to say something is original.

KID: wow, that is really coors!
Father: your right son that is.

coors by Mic August 5, 2004

Coors Light 

Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.

Hank: This Coors Light is awesome!

Dole: Yes! Delicious!

Coors Light by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

Coors Banqski

Simply a different name to call a Coors Banquet. Essentially combining the words "banquet" and "brewski" together to make a cool name for the beer.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, what's your favorite beer?

Guy 2: I really dig Coors Banqski, bro.

Coors Banqski by DawgMan May 7, 2023

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012