FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 06, 2004

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 07, 2003

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 19, 2005

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

Fuckmonkey

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

by Antshaq June 05, 2019