frogandle

A mix between the words frog and candle

Person 1: i want to buy a frog shaped candle
Person 2: U mean a frogandle?

by +Kittie+ May 7, 2022

Frondled

The act of having sex with a man, then having an argument straight afterwards and then having sex again

“Me and Veronica frondled last night.”

by SlangForDays August 18, 2020

frogmangler

A person who delights in the torture of small helpless animals. Most commonly a young male trait. Many times the condition is outgrown with the coming of adolescence when the young man's strange behavior becomes the topic of pretty little girls.

Sally "Did you see all the dead animal carcasses in Billy's back yard?"

Susie "Yeah, I always thought he was a bit of a frogmangler."

by Silly Bill October 18, 2009

Raymond Frolander

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.

911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.

by humsum August 21, 2018

raymond frolander

A child molesting fuckbag.

Raymond Frolander deserved to get his ass beat by the father of the 11-year-old boy he was caught molesting. Now the masses say "Fuck you Frolander".

by humsum August 19, 2018

Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.

Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008

froondle

to urinate on a turd causing it to dissolve into the toilet water.

I bet Richard ten bucks he couldn't completely froondle the pile I left in there.

by waraw August 24, 2004