frondle

the act of fondling and frolicking at the same time.
ie: flirting and touching at the same time as playing around

Frondling makes people horny.
He frondled me on his bed, while playing Mortal Combat.

by Ashleigh April 20, 2005

Frondle

A cuter, more child friendly name for the female genitalia.

Frondle: the fluffy, friendly way to say vagina.

by FrondQueen January 3, 2017

Frondle

To be Fondled by Fronds

I think that potplant just frondled me.

by cevius June 26, 2008

frondle

V~To clean the kitchen floor with a skillet.

wow...i just frondled that stupid n00batronz mother while she was cooking inside of the tort

by LiquidFIRE January 29, 2004

Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.

Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

by Javon Dafrondleshants May 11, 2008

FondleFood

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

by Chris6502 October 22, 2010