molesting
molesting by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022
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molesting the monkey
molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005
Molesting a turd
Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
Molesting a turd by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
molesting myself
The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
molesting myself by tonyfamous October 8, 2010
molesting a snake
Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
molesting a snake by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
molesting your inner child
the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>
molesting your inner child by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009
molesting jellyfish
molesting jellyfish by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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