friends friends 

when you're too scared to commit to your definition of a perfect girl so instead of friendzoning her you put her in a place between friends and something more so you can have your cake and eat it too

You: so what are we?
Boy you've been seeing for 8 months: oh you know friends friends

You: just friends ?
Boy: no, friends friends

friends friends by sahlulu5 November 15, 2016

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.

John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.

Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

sip your friends 

when you let a friend take a sap of your drank, he'll tell you to sip your friends as in to sip up the leftover liquid sitting in the rim of the can.

ryab: hey MALF u want a sip of my mountain dew?
MALF: sure but sip your friends first

sip your friends by malferlay April 22, 2017

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

Toxic friends

When one comes to the realization that their friends are not good for him/her. These so-called friends often backstab, gossip, lie, act selfish, use, belittle and even manipulate and are taking more than giving back to the friendship. Sadness and resentment is felt toward the toxic friends, and breaking away from these toxic friends is a must.

"So Claire, how is it going with you and Mary?"
"Don't remind me. She's a loser. She uses me and she's such a manipulator."
"Who needs her!"
"I know. I'm sick of having toxic friends. They ALWAYS bring me down. No thank you."

Toxic friends by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019