3 definitions by farnham philanderer
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017
Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends
Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.
Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.
Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.
His wife will never know
His wife will never know
by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017
An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble
A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends
by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017