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Fridget
Fridget by iluvthescript August 14, 2009
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fridgetwix
defecating into a condom, placing said condom in a freezer, and performing sexual acts with the "fridge twix" to an orifice
fridgetwix by fridetwixer2345 April 13, 2010
First-year fridget
Someone around the age of 12/13 who has not yet had a meet/shift/french kiss. Irish slang.
In the Irish educational system, after graduating from primary school (about 12 years old) you move onto the first year in secondary school. Therefore a first-year is just your average pre-teen. However, by that age, the best way to be popular is to not be a fridget. A fridget is someone who has never "met" (also Irish slang.) someone. In most cases, people are slagged for being a first-year fridget, but only lightly by friends. Being a first-year fridget isn't bad, but boys typically try to get a meet before first year to avoid the situation altogether, and also in an attempt to show off to their friends.
In the Irish educational system, after graduating from primary school (about 12 years old) you move onto the first year in secondary school. Therefore a first-year is just your average pre-teen. However, by that age, the best way to be popular is to not be a fridget. A fridget is someone who has never "met" (also Irish slang.) someone. In most cases, people are slagged for being a first-year fridget, but only lightly by friends. Being a first-year fridget isn't bad, but boys typically try to get a meet before first year to avoid the situation altogether, and also in an attempt to show off to their friends.
"Hey, in your school do you get bullied for being a first-year fridget?"
"Nah, yer grand."
"Really?"
"No mate, you're screwed."
"..."
"Don't worry though. Just go to a disco or something. You'll get a meet there.
"Thanks, bro."
"Nah, yer grand."
"Really?"
"No mate, you're screwed."
"..."
"Don't worry though. Just go to a disco or something. You'll get a meet there.
"Thanks, bro."
First-year fridget by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018
fridget
NO, all of you people are confusing the word fridget with the word FRIDGID.
Fridget is a midget who lives in your fridge, aka the reason why you can never find food when your hungry.
Frigid is a prude person, aka is scared shit of sex.
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Fridget is a midget who lives in your fridge, aka the reason why you can never find food when your hungry.
Frigid is a prude person, aka is scared shit of sex.
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Me: OMG, im so hungry! Lemme check my fridge for some food.
*opens fridge door*
WTF?! who ate all the food, it was filled yesterday?!
Fridget: (Hiding in corner of fridge) *Evil Giggle*
Me: HEY! Who just laughed?!
*opens fridge door*
WTF?! who ate all the food, it was filled yesterday?!
Fridget: (Hiding in corner of fridge) *Evil Giggle*
Me: HEY! Who just laughed?!
fridget by VaccuumIsAWeirdWord. May 31, 2009
Fridgetarian
Fridgetarian by A_cunning_linguist April 25, 2013
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